…attention span is…
What was I saying?
Do you like seeing monkeys perform kung fu to break up expository scenes? Do you like movies that are so excited to get to the next scene that the directors literally show you part of that scene before the first one is finished? Do you like smoking crack? Then go see Speed Racer. I saw it 8 days ago and have just awoken from a serotonin-induced coma brought on by 70s-animation and shitty editing to type out this meager warning: Don’t…go…see…Speed…Racer…but…Christina…Ricci…looks…strangely…hot…in…it.
